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Include a link to your shit and don't be a fag, you fucking faggot. Eat a dick. Lick on these testicles. I wanna anally inseminate Miles Ellerbeck (this will probably be here a year or two before he sees it...Love you bro). Also open yourself up to constructive criticism. I'll bluntly tell you it sucks and give the world a link to see just how bad it sucks. I am mimicking the stream of conscious asshole blogger speech now. Fuck you and eat several more dicks.
Showing posts with label Abigail. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Abigail. Show all posts

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Abigail-Forever Street Metal Bitch

Abigail is a Black Metal (more accurately "Blackened Thrash Metal") band from Japan. They're so ridiculously bad, they make Venom sound like fucking Iron Maiden. Musically, it's not really that bad, but it's lyrically over the top enough to the point where Venom could be considered serious. It's kinda hard to take Abigail serious, but I think that's the point. You also gotta love that the song titles are all in the Asian form of butchered English known as Engrish. The Metal Observer posted a pretty negative review that echoes my sentiments (although I actually like it and have somewhat of an appreciation for shitty music). Their review can be read here. I recommend this for any fan of black metal that doesn't take the genre too seriously. If you like stuff like Venom or Toxic Holocaust, you might find some enjoyment to be had here. I'm gonna now go rape a goat and eat babies. Hail Satan!

Abigail-Forever Street Metal Bitch

1. Violence, Kill And Destruction
2. Hellfire And Damnation
3. Damned In Hell
4. Black Metal Thunder
5. Bitch! We Gonna Kill You
6. We're The Pussy Hunter
7. Shooting Master
8. Hey Slut!
9. Charge!
10. Struggle To Death
11. War 666

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