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Showing posts with label GWAR. Show all posts
Showing posts with label GWAR. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

GWAR-Hell-O!

What is there that really needs to be said about GWAR? It's fucking GWAR for fuck's sake. Still, I must attempt at finding something slightly interesting to say. So I will make my futile attempt...

"Hell-O!" is one of the, if not the least popular album they released. If you put it side by side with the rest of their discography it stands out as being the closest to hardcore punk or even crossover thrash. If you look past the makeup, the ridiculous costumes and the even dumber storyline that GWAR has cultivated, you have an album that could stand with some of the hardcore classics released a few years before. You just have to look closer than most do. Some songs are simultaneously directly and indirectly (mainly due to the band's gimmick) political, some are just straight up repulsive and some are, like the band, fucking ridiculous...

And on another side note...Those fat kids that like ICP, Slipknot or whatever gimmicky group they identify with (Because they're fat) should take up listening to GWAR, cause GWAR is cool. One other thing...GWAR would be ten times cooler if they took themselves seriously. Enjoy!

GWAR-Hell-O!:

1. Time For Death
2. AEIOU
3. Americanized
4. I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog)
5. Slutman City
6. World O Filth
7. War Toy
8. Captain Crunch
9. Pure As The Arctic Snow
10. Je M'Appelle J. Cousteau
11. GWAR Theme
12. Bone Meal
13. Ollie North
14. Techno's Song
15. U Aint Shit
16. Rock & Roll Party Town

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