What can really be said for queers? They're gay and like things in their butt. I get it. Something about "prostate stimulation"...Something that can cause orgasm. A spasm of cum. That's gay. Not that I have a philosophical objection or anything, but anything in my butt is no bueno. But Fuck it. Pun not intended...Shit, the random thoughts keep rolling from my brain. I can't think of a single way to compose an actual sentence (subject and predicate) that makes sense? Or can I??? Grammatical errors aside, this is an album by the band called "The Queers". It's not like rare or anything...Just good pop punk rock in a Ramones vein. And while I don't really like the fucking Ramones (shoot me), they did kinda help start this thing called "punk". So respect? Naw, just a wee bit of recognition. I still don't like it. Sweaty testicles on ice. Tartar sauce. Nazi Jews in viking helmets. Dead Mexicans. Poop. Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Butterworth bathing in maple syrup. ANAL FUCKING SEX. Crass sucks...Kinda. Cress is way better. I like Chinese food. And beer.
The Queers-Love Songs For The Retarded:
1. You're Tripping
2. Ursula Finally Has Tits
3. I Hate Everything
4. Teenage Bonehead
5. Fuck The World
6. I Can't Stop Farting
7. Feeling Groovy
8. Debra Jean
9. Hi Mom, It's Me
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10. Noodlebrain
11. I Can't Stand You
12. Night Of The Livid Queers
13. Granola-Head
14. I Won't Be
15. Monster Zero
16. Daydreaming
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