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Monday, June 29, 2009

There Is A God!

And he killed Michael Jackson! Hallelujah!

To celebrate, here's some jokes...

In his will, Michael Jackson stated that he wanted his ashes to be put inside an etcha'sketch so little kids can still play with his knob.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't cum on your face until your 13 but Michael Jackson does it at 6

Since there's so much plastic in Michael Jackson's body that he cannot be cremated. So they're going to recycle him into plastic bags. So actually he´s still dangerous to children

Elton John has been invited to the funeral to sing. He will be sing "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me!"

Before Farah Fawcett died, she was given one wish. She wished for all children to be safe. Then Michael Jackson died.

What's the difference between Farrah and Michael? Farrah was a pinup girl above young boys bed, Michael pinned down young boys on their beds.

I heard Michael Jackson died of food poisoning. Yeah, they found 8-year-old nuts in his mouth.

There's so much plastic in Michael Jackson's body that he cannot be cremated. So they're going to recycle him into Lego, so that children can play with him, for a change.

MICHAEL JACKSON is much like an XBOX 360..... Both are made of plastic Both are turned on by children BOTH DIE YOUNG

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson's dick at a Cub Scout camp.


Q: What were M.J.'s last words to the ambulance driver? A: Take me to the Children's Hospital

President Obama has just ordered all little boys to fly their pants at half-mast in honor of Michael Jackson.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson love twenty nine year olds? A. Because there were twenty of them

Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since Macaulay Culkin stayed for the weekend.

Whats the difference between MJ and Disney films?? Disney films still touch children

More posts coming tomorrow.

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