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Include a link to your shit and don't be a fag, you fucking faggot. Eat a dick. Lick on these testicles. I wanna anally inseminate Miles Ellerbeck (this will probably be here a year or two before he sees it...Love you bro). Also open yourself up to constructive criticism. I'll bluntly tell you it sucks and give the world a link to see just how bad it sucks. I am mimicking the stream of conscious asshole blogger speech now. Fuck you and eat several more dicks.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Bloodhound Gang-Hooray For Boobies

I got this CD when it first came out...The Wal-Mart version that is...Then for a while I had one of those Columbia House Music Club things and I got the version with the Tipper Sticker. What a difference that sticker makes. The Bloodhound Gang supplemented my juvenile lust for all things naughty...Since my balls hadn't dropped yet, masturbating to it was out of the question. This album represents those moments in middle school when saying "fuck", "shit", "piss", "cunt", "ass", "poo", "sex", "dick", etc. was still daring and not part of your every day (or every 5-second) vocabulary. Two thing become evident after listening to this record and those are: it's hard to rhyme a word like vagina and that there is absolutely no redeeming moral fiber to be found here, just elementary indulgence. In other words, it's the only waste of time that I would prescribe. Enjoy!

Bloodhound Gang-Hooray For Boobies:

1. I Hope You Die
2. The Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope
3. Mama's Boy
4. Three Point One Four
5. Mope
6. Yummy Down On This
7. The Ballad Of Chasey Lain
8. R.S.V.P.
9. Magna Cum Nada
10. The Bad Touch
11. That Cough Came With A Prize
12. Take The Long Way Home
13. Hell Yeah
14. Right Turn Clyde
15. This Is Stupid
16. A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying
17. The Ten Coolest Things About New Jersey
18. Along Comes Mary
19. Studio Bullshit