I will post damn near anything for local bands who want to get their music out there, so email me at:


Include a link to your shit and don't be a fag, you fucking faggot. Eat a dick. Lick on these testicles. I wanna anally inseminate Miles Ellerbeck (this will probably be here a year or two before he sees it...Love you bro). Also open yourself up to constructive criticism. I'll bluntly tell you it sucks and give the world a link to see just how bad it sucks. I am mimicking the stream of conscious asshole blogger speech now. Fuck you and eat several more dicks.

Monday, April 6, 2009

Anal Cunt-I Like It When You Die

The best way to describe is Anal Cunt is: blatantly offensive grindcore that sounds like shit. With Anal Cunt's "I Like It When You Die", you get 51 tracks of garbage that even Satan himself would turn off. Each "song" sounds exactly the same and leaves that same bad taste in your mouth that can only be described as rancid hooker anus infected with HIV...I just realized how fucking long it's going to take to type this track list...Fuck.

Anal Cunt-I Like It When You Die:

1. Jack Kevorkian Is Cool
2. Valujet
3. You've Got No Friends
4. You Keep A Diary
5. You Own A Store
6. You Got Date Raped
7. Recycling Is Gay
8. You're A Cop
9. You Can't Shut Up
10. You've Got Cancer
11. We Just Disagree
12. Hungry Hungry Hippos
13. You Are An Interior Decorator
14. Pottery's Gay
15. Rich Goyette Is Gay
16. Branscombe Richmond
17. You Live In Allston
18. You Are A Good Food Critic
19. Just The Two Of Us
20. Your Band's In The Cut-Out Bin
21. You're Gay
22. You Look Adopted
23. Your Cousin Is George Lynch
24. You Have Goals
25. You Drive An Iroc
26. You Play On A Softball Team
27. Because You're Old
28. You Sell Cologne
29. Being A Cobbler Is Dumb
30. You Live In A Houseboat
31. Richard Butler
32. 311 Sucks
33. Your Kid Is Deformed
34. You Are An Orphan
35. You're Old (Fuck You)
36. You Go To Art School
37. You're Best Friend Is You
38. You're In A Coma
39. Windchimes Are Gay
40. No, We Don't Want To Do A Splait Seven Inch With Your Stupid Fucking Band
41. The Internet Is Gay
42. Ha, Ha Your Wife Left You
43. Hootie And The Blowfish
44. You Went To See Dishwalla And Everclear (You're Gay)
45. Locking Drop Dead In McDonalds
46. Technology's Gay
47. Your Favorite Band Is Supertramp
48. I'm In Anal Cunt
49. You (Fill In The Blank)
50. Kyle From Incantation Has A Mustache
51. Bonus Track #3



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