I will post damn near anything for local bands who want to get their music out there, so email me at:


Include a link to your shit and don't be a fag, you fucking faggot. Eat a dick. Lick on these testicles. I wanna anally inseminate Miles Ellerbeck (this will probably be here a year or two before he sees it...Love you bro). Also open yourself up to constructive criticism. I'll bluntly tell you it sucks and give the world a link to see just how bad it sucks. I am mimicking the stream of conscious asshole blogger speech now. Fuck you and eat several more dicks.

Monday, July 27, 2009

Crucial Unit-Everything Went Strunk

Fucking fast ass thrashcore that is simultaneously nauseating and strangely rejuvenating. This band causes sphincters to constrict then relax in a consistently erratic motion, so be careful if you're a little too liberal with the Tapatío or you ate too many beans or hot pockets. I'm also pretty sure that my upload is missing some tracks, cause I lost my copy and had to resort to Soulseek. Fuck your couch (insert 'racial epithet claimed to have been taken back by the race that the word was originally a derogatory term to describe that person because of their skin color' here...But only if you can make sense of that rambling incoherent statement that is more than likely considered a 'run-on' sentense...It just makes no sense.)! By the way...Enjoy!

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