Abigail-Forever Street Metal Bitch

Abigail is a Black Metal (more accurately "Blackened Thrash Metal") band from Japan. They're so ridiculously bad, they make Venom sound like fucking Iron Maiden. Musically, it's not really that bad, but it's lyrically over the top enough to the point where Venom could be considered serious. It's kinda hard to take Abigail serious, but I think that's the point. You also gotta love that the song titles are all in the Asian form of butchered English known as Engrish. The Metal Observer posted a pretty negative review that echoes my sentiments (although I actually like it and have somewhat of an appreciation for shitty music). Their review can be read here. I recommend this for any fan of black metal that doesn't take the genre too seriously. If you like stuff like Venom or Toxic Holocaust, you might find some enjoyment to be had here. I'm gonna now go rape a goat and eat babies. Hail Satan!

Abigail-Forever Street Metal Bitch

1. Violence, Kill And Destruction
2. Hellfire And Damnation
3. Damned In Hell
4. Black Metal Thunder
5. Bitch! We Gonna Kill You
6. We're The Pussy Hunter
7. Shooting Master
8. Hey Slut!
9. Charge!
10. Struggle To Death
11. War 666

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Hoods-Ghetto Blaster

It's been a pretty hardcore Christmas...Eggnog, Mudslides and Jagerbombs galore. And on this joyous occasion, I bring to you more angry music. Angry music that inspires faces to be punched in, leaving a skull indentation the size of Reginald Dennys'. This is the Hoods, hailing from Sacramento, California. Their Wikipedia article says they are known for pulling guns on promoters who don't meet their guarantee, beating up hookers and playing guitar for the Backstreet Boys. Yeah, it's obvious vandalism, but it's still pretty bad ass...Enjoy!

Hoods-Ghetto Blaster:

1. Ghetto Blaster
2. I Can't Take This
3. Willie Nelson And A Twelve Pack
4. Serenity
5. Road Warrior
6. Dance With The Devil
7. Beat Cops
8. Don't Fight, Let's Party Tonight
9. Can't Stop The Game
10. Endtro
11. The King Is Dead (Live)
12. Ernie Cortez (Live)

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25 Ta Life-Best Of Friends/Enemies

25 Ta Life-Best Of Friends/Enemies:

1. Fight Dirty
2. Best of Friends & Enemies
3. So Cold
4. The Players And The Played
5. Haters
6. We Got The Spirit
7. Minor Threat
8. Eliminator

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Secret Hate-Vegetables Dancing

What is Long Beach know for? Sublime, Snoop Dogg, and to punk know-it-alls, Secret Hate. "Vegetables Dancing" is their only full length and it pretty much kicks ass. Enjoy!

Secret Hate-Vegetables Dancing:

1. Get On The Bus
2. Theme Song
3. Rixadik
4. The Ballad Of Johnny Butt
5. Midas Touch
6. Edge Marine
7. Latin Chongo
8. Bomb Chic
9. Death In The Desert
10. Frencies Machine Shop
11. No Stance
12. Theme Song
13. Latin Chongo
14. Name Your Poison
15. Charade
16. Sacrifice
17. The Real Peter Wolf
18. ?

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Sea Of Deprivation-Catharsis In Disharmony

Does life really hate me? Or so I just hate life? I pose this question to myself in hopes of seeking a cure for my ongoing depression due to the fact that my ex-girlfriend stomped on my soul and shit on my dignity...What a fucking bitch...Life is a bitch. Everyone goes through this bullshit and it can be said that to truly experience life, you have to experience the bad...Whether you'd like to or not. It makes it harder, cause I was with her for two years, we had a kid (who was adopted), and I bought her not one, but two goddamn engagement rings! Plus, it all came out of left field. Everything seemed fine, then I found out she was fucking some other jackass. What really pissed me off, is that she couldn't be honest about it. When she was confronted, she stilled lied about it, even when I read her the Myspace message she wrote to him...

It still haunts me. She fucking inhabits my every fucking other thought and I feel she's just sitting there on her ass, laughing at how much she fucked me up. I don't get women. But on the plus side, I've taken some much needed "me" time. So, I now have lost 30 pounds, gained some muscle and am in the process of becoming a strict vegan (although I still love ripping on animal rights people). And I'm joining the National Guard! Why, cause I can and am not doing anything better with my time...And I really don't value self preservation as much as I used to. So basically: Fuck my life. I also realized that I use commas in such inappropriate, places, that, it would seem, William, Shatner is fucking talking...

What the fuck is the point to this random rant? There is none. Blogs are usually used for:

A.) Bitching about your life
B.) Bitching about politics
C.) Bitching about movies and music
D.) Ripping off the music industry and hard working independent artists that really deserve to have their album bought, but some asshole who really likes the band decides to put it up for free download on his or her blog. An entire universe of music is just a Google search away!

And since this is my blog, I choose to represent A, B, C, and D...

So...There's the point...Because I fucking can! Since you just sat through that completely pointless cluster fuck of thought, here's some music! It's Sea Of Deprivation. Crust. Exactly what a depressed individual such as myself should be listening to...Enjoy!

Sea Of Deprivation-Catharsis In Disharmony:

1. Hell Hath No Fury
2. Eco-Catastrophe
3. The Cold Hand Of Reality
4. You Fucking Jerk
5. Who's the Fucking Criminal
6. Unconditionally
7. So I Abhor...
8. The Cycle of Misery

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Note: Missing a couple of tracks, so I suggest a Google search to obtain a complete link.

Warkrime-Give War A Chance EP

Fucking bad fucking ass fast paced hardcore punk with a respect for the classics! These guys hail from San Francisco, California and came to get down. So get out your seat and...Fuck it. I dig it. If fast paced hardcore is your thing, then give war(krime) a chance! Enjoy!

Warkrime-Give War A Chance EP:

1. No More
2. Glass Parking
3. Longhairs
4. Give War A Chance
5. Brat Camp
6. Fuck It
7. Warkrime/Suburban Suicide
8. Speed

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Scream-Still Screaming/This Side Up

Scream-Still Screaming/This Side Up:

1. Came Without Warning
2. Bedlam
3. Solidarity
4. Your Wars/Killer
5. Piece Of Her Time
6. Human Behavior
7. Stand
8. Fight/American Justice
9. New Song
10. Laissez-Faire
11. Influenced
12. Hygiene
13. Cry Wolf
14. Total Mash
15. Who Knows-Who Cares?
16. Amerarockers
17. U. Suck A. /We're Fed Up
18. Ultra Violence/Screamin'
19. Violent Youth
20. Bet You Never Thought
21. Things to Do Today
22. This Side Up
23. Gluesniff
24. Still Screaming
25. A No Money Down
26. Show And Tell Me Baby
27. The Zoo Closes At Dark
28. I Look When You Walk
29. Iron Curtain
30. Walking Song Dub

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Big B-More To Hate

Big B-More To Hate:

1. More To Hate
2. American Dream
3. White Trash Life
4. Put 'Em Up
5. Counting Pennies
6. Pass The Jager
7. Real As They Come
8. Looky Looky
9. Harley (Skit)
10. On The Road
11. Come Take A Journey
12. How Quick
13. Miss Wonderful
14. This Is Me
15. We Can Smoke
16. Million Miles
17. Living On The Edge
18. It's All Good
19. Staring Out My Window
20. Brand New Day
21. Suk It (Outro)

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Stormtroopers Of Death-Speak English Or Die

Stormtroopers Of Death-Speak English Or Die:

1. March Of The S.O.D.
2. Sargent D. And The S.O.D.
3. Kill Yourself
4. Milano Mosh
5. Speak English Or Die
6. United Forces
7. Chromatic Death
8. Pi Alpha Nu
9. Anti-Procrastination Song
10. What's That Noise
11. Freddy Krueger
12. Milk
13. Pre-Menstrual Princess Blues
14. Pussy Whipped
15. Fist Banging Mania
16. No Turning Back
17. Fuck The Middle East
18. Douche Crew
19. Hey Gordy!
20. The Ballad Of Jimi Hendrix
21. Diamonds And Rust
22. Identity
23. Go
24. Ram It Up

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STD-Another Dead Asshole

STD was a band. STD was a band from Knoxville, Tennessee. STD made this one EP and promptly drifted into obscurity, like so many Midwest bands do. For having only one release, this one release owns a lot of the stuff that came from the coasts...I ♥ obscure Midwest bands. Enjoy!

STD-Another Dead Asshole:

1. Another Dead Asshole
2. Businessman's Lunch
3. Surf And Kill
4. Operation
5. Folsom Prison Blues (Johnny Cash cover)
6. Skateboards Suck

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Straight Edge Kegger-Fuck Fresno

Straight Edge Kegger is a pretty badass thrash band from Fresno, California featuring a pretty hot female vocalist...I'm just voicing my opinion. They are really fast and it's really difficult trying to make out what the fuck she's saying, which is typical for pretty much every thrashcore, grind, or powerviolence band...But either way, it still kicks ass. Plus, they have one of the greatest band names I've ever heard. Enjoy!

Straight Edge Kegger-Fuck Fresno:

1. Either Way You're Filthy
2. Thrash Pace
3. Meth America
4. Beast Reality
5. Excited Delirium
6. Bookworm vs. Record Nerd
7. If I'm a Pushover- You Can Go Shove It
8. He's On 33
9. Fuck Fresno
10. Perve Status
11. The Metal Years
12. Double Fisted O'Douls Style
13. You Can't Fix Whats Not Broken
14. Self Esteem Doesn't Equal Self Worth
15. Minor Threat

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External Menace-The Process Of Elimination

I've seen this posted elsewhere, but so far haven't run across the re-issue with the bonus tracks yet...So, here it is: The re-issue with the bonus tracks...And it's Christmas in a few days, so I'll be on a posting spree til then. Be sure to check back frequently for some goodies you could easily find on another blog with a simple Google search. Enjoy!

External Menace-The Process Of Elimination:

1. This Country
2. Standin' On The U.K.
3. These Pricks Are Wrong
4. Watch You Down
5. Society
6. Rude Awakening
7. Don't Conform
8. Bullet Of Persuasion
9. The Process Of Elimination
10. In This Time
11. Killin' Me Asylum
12. We Wanna Know
13. Seize The Day
14. Don't Call It Livin'
15. Sort It Out
16. Naked Prey
17. Shocktrooper
18. Seize The Day
19. Rude Awakening
20. No Mean Feat
21. I'd Rather Be Dead
22. Detonate Your Hate

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The Exploited-Troops Of Tomorrow

The Exploited-Troops Of Tomorrow:

1. Jimmy Boyle
2. Daily News
3. Disorder
4. Alternative
5. U.S.A.
6. Rapist
7. Troops Of Tomorrow
8. UK82
9. Sid Vicious Was Innocent
10. War
11. They Won't Stop
12. So Tragic
13. Germs
14. Dead Cities
15. Hitler's In The Charts Again
16. Class War
17. Alternative (Single Version)
18. Attack
19. Computers Don't Blunder
20. Addiction

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Career Soldiers

Everyone needs a little bit of street punk in their diet. It makes for a good balance and a wholesome breakfast...Kinda like semen...I could go on and on about how much I despise the genre, yet when it comes down to it, I like punk where you don't have to think. It's juvenile, but haven't we all been at that stage? You know, where spiky hair, bondage pants and leather jackets were the "in" thing for our small band of rejects? You could say that street punk never grows up...There are some bands that don't necessarily fit the preformed mold of a belligerent ass. Career Soldiers was one of those bands. They are not a "smart" band by any stretch, but they did put more effort in their lyrics than Jorge and his motley crew of Casual-Tie wearing businessmen. I'm pretty sure they broke up to, which kinda sucks. I miss seeing them at the Showcase in Corona. I also miss the Showcase in Corona. Fuck balls.

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B-Real-Smoke 'N' Mirrors

B-Real-Smoke 'N' Mirrors:

1. Smoke 'N' Mirrors
2. Gangsta Music
3. Don't Ya Dare Laugh
4. Everything U Want
5. 6 Minutes
6. Psycho Realm Revolution
7. Fire
8. 10 Steps Behind
9. Get That Dough
10. Dr. Hyphenstein
11. Stackn' Paper
12. 1 Life
13. Dude Vs. Homie
14. When They Hate You
15. When We're Fucking

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Crusty Demons Of Dirt 14

I don't know about you all, but I dig freestyle motocross. Maybe it's because I ride myself...Or maybe I feel I must live vicariously through these riders who posses skills that go way beyond anything I can do or even think about doing. Since I value self preservation, I will probably never even attempt any of the stupid shit these guys attempt and succeed at every day. I envy their talent...

The Crusty Demons Of Dirt videos have been around for a long fucking time. For some of us, the earlier videos were our first introduction to all things alternative rock...The key alternative being punk rock...These movies fucking rock. I rock. I drive an IROC. Suck my cock.

This isn't my link. I ripped it off of an entirely unrelated blog called Magrelus. They have plenty of extreme sports (FMX, BMX, Skateboarding, etc.) videos up there for download. I highly recommend visiting them if this kind of thing floats your boat.

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NOFX-45 Or 46 Songs That Weren't Good Enough To Go On Our Other Records

I love talking endless shit on this band...This band and Rancid. I love hating them, but I really love them? You tell me...

Disc 1 is your standard NOFX punk rock/pop/ska while Disc 2 is basically "Maximum Rock 'N' Roll" if the songs were worse, but with way higher production values...It's a mixed bag, but so is NOFX...Enjoy!

NOFX-45 Or 46 Songs That Weren't Good Enough To Go On Our Other Records:

Disc 1-Counting Sheep:

1. Pimps And Hookers
2. All Of Me
3. We Threw Gasoline...
4. Drugs Are Good
5. Lower
6. Forming
7. Electricity
8. Lazy
9. The Plan
10. Timmy The Turtle
11. Punk Song
12. See Her Pee
13. Zyklome B Bathhouse
14. Last Caress
15. Bath Of Least Resistance
16. We Ain't Shit
17. San Francisco Fat
18. Vincent
19. Pump Up The Valium
20. Pods And Gods
21. Eat the Meek (Dub Mix)
22. Thalidomide Child

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Disc 2-Catching ZZZ's:

1. Fun Things To Fuck
2. Juice Head
3. Three On Speed
4. New Happy Birthday Song?
5. Talking Bout Yo Mama
6. Party Enema
7. Can't Get The Stink Out
8. Go To Work Wasted
9. Fuck The Kids (Revisted)
10. Whoa On The Whoas
11. Puke On Cops
12. I Gotta Pee
13. Totally Fucked
14. Fuck The Kids
15. Fuck The Kids 2
16. I'm Telling Tim
17. Reagan Sucks
18. Posuer
19. My Name's Buds

(Missing Tracks 20-25 for some reason)

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Death Before Dishonor-Count Me In

So here's my first post since October...In that time, I have re-discovered what having a life is actually like! Now since I don't have a psychopathic bitch of a girlfriend controlling my every action, I have found that life away from the computer is so much more fulfilling. That being said, I still hate life just as much as I did and hate everything else maybe a little bit more. Now, that's what I call a "positive mental attitude"...Fuck all of it. Fuck this. Fuck that. Fuck you. Now, eat my dick and swallow my children! Cocksucking is abortion! Fuckin' a, randomness is great...

Normal punk and hardcore doesn't quite do it for me anymore, since I am quite a bit angrier than when I last posted...So now I'm turning more to hardcore of the metal variety. Now I know why fat kids like Metallica so much! With that being said, prepare to rip someone's eyeball's out and shit down their sockets! Death Before Dishonor is Boston Hardcore to the core and it gives me an orgasmic release almost to the point when I blew a load balls deep in my ex's ass! Hahahahaha. And also, not to be racist or anything...FUCK PERUVIAN DRUG DEALERS NAMED RANDY...Seriously, fuck that guy...

And now that I am done venting my frustrations, I can talk a little bit about the band. Or not. Just let it speak for itself. And you can all go fuck yourselves! Testicles!

Death Before Dishonor-Count Me In:

1. Intro
2. Count Me In
3. Nowhere To Turn
4. Break Through It All
5. Curl Up And Die
6. Behind Your Eyes
7. Fuck It All
8. See It Through
9. Nothing But Agony
10. Infected
11. Take Me Away
12. Still Standing
13. Boston Belongs To Me

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Video Game Review: Need For Speed: Shift

Two words: Digitized crack

I am not an avid gamer...In fact, I only play new games every once in a fucking while, when the mood strikes me. Having loved most of the recent Need For Speed games, seeing this game at Best Buy triggered my lust for driving fast without actually doing it. I had some extra money to waste...So I did...

And I am utterly surprised...

This is almost a Gran Turismo or Forza killer (I still regard GT 2 on PS1 to be the best racing game ever). The only thing that handicaps it however, is that there are no where near enough cars to blow either title out of the water. There are some cool cars, yes, but I do like quantity every once in a while...Since I'm bitching about the lack of cars, what happened to all of the classic muscle cars, and why isn't there a 1st (or even 2nd) generation DSM? Fuck that...

Aside from that, we are treated to a game that offers the most realistic driving experience that doesn't suck. It's realistic in the right places, yet still arcadey enough for casual gamers to enjoy. The game begs to be played exclusively in the cockpit camera angle (I am usually a third-person type guy). The inside car view makes you feel like you're actually driving the fucking car. The exhaust note reverberates inside, which gives you the feeling of driving an over $100,000 car with another $200,000 in go-fast goodies. If you hit the wall, it feels like you hit the wall. The mechanics here contribute to a fun factor usually only reserved for Grand Theft Auto titles. Instead of wandering Liberty City, ethnically cleansing the streets of the obese Caucasian policemen that randomly spawn out of thin air when you so happen to "accidentally" let off a few rounds into the back of someone's head, I am racing the game's tracks over and over again and not getting bored...Which is hard for a game to do, especially when you have the attention span of a dirty asshole begging to get fucked. That's just nasty. But, like I said earlier, two words: Digitized crack.

The graphics are top-notch...I play a 360 on a thrift store TV and it still looks good. That, I guess, is the benefit of the 360. The PS3 needs all this high-definition bullshit to look decent, while the 360 is much kinder to those who don't have enough money to buy a fucking $500 television that supports HD and 1080p crap. I'm old school, although only 21. Give me convenience, or give me a fucking boner...And it don't have to be in no HD...What's to say about a society where seeing everything better than real life is valued? Do you really need to know that your favorite porn star doesn't know how to wipe her asshole properly? There are just some things I will never get. I guess we are all spoiled ever since Toy Story came out...And even that's back...In 3D...Fuck...Back on topic...The graphics do kick ass though. I like games that look and play good, and this is one of them.

The customization aspect is back and it is fun, but it doesn't feel anywhere as deep as anything pre-Carbon. It's better than the extremely stripped down one from that poor excuse for a game called Undercover, yet not as deep as Pro-Street was. It lacks, but it's still enjoyable. Hell, maybe I just like tweaking my in-game whip. It's nice to fantasize about owning cars you'll never own, except digitally, or in 1/24 scale. If I had a million dollars, I'd have a 1970 Chevelle SS454...Wait a second...I don't have a million dollars to buy an extremely rare muscle car with an extremely rare option at an extremely high price, so I'll settle on the one in the game...Wait another second...There is no 1970 Chevelle SS454 in the game...Fuck...I guess I'll just settle on my real-life 1992 VW Golf GTi that only has the 1.8 8v motor, and not the desired 16v or even a VR6 swap...Fuck, I need money...

And now I will conclude my review...After I type the word "fuck" again...Twice...

Fuck

Fuck...And once more, in all CAPS...FUCK...And now the close...

I am hooked on this game like hooked on phonics and high grade hydroponics. It's fun. That's all that should matter. If you like racing games, buy this shit and play it until your Xbox comes down with red-ring of death syndrome. If you don't like racing games, then play that new Halo ODST game I keep hearing about...For all those with a Wii: It must suck to be you.

K.I.L.-Time For Revolution

Here's a badass band that you should listen to and then go see and then buy their record...

Here's what their bio says on Interpunk:

"We are a punk/ska band out the ashes of the slums of Victorville CA. we are against everything that blocks out our ability to think for our selves (including cops....)We have been playing shows for about 2 years and have played with bands like The Adicts, Tsol, Smut Peddlers,Agent Orange, ect.we have songs about drinkin, fightin, and the never ending battle to kill the people that hold ya down."

K.I.L. kicks ass. Check them out and always...Enjoy!

K.I.L.-Time For Revolution:

1. Army Trucks
2. American Dream
3. Drinking Beer
4. Dropout
5. Loaded Gun
6. Mohawk Revolution
7. The Underground
8. 8 To 80
9. Killdozer
10. Last Call
11. Through Today
12. 9 Month Ride Home
13. Outro

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Looking For A Couple Of Contributors...

Mainly because I don't have the time like I once did to make constant posts...So basically, if you think you have something to bring to the table, hit me up at my email address, which is zacharyfelmly@yahoo.com, or just leave me a comment with your email.

You don't have to possess decent writing skills, so long as you know how to make it sound like you know what you're talking about. The only requirements are that you use Mediafire and have a blogger account. You can write about anything to, so long as you post fucking music sometimes (like every time). That's it. Here's some music...

Kids Like Us-Outta Control

Kent Brockman-Crustcoreviolence EP

Kent Brockman is a defunct hardcore band from Germany, but if you really want to be a dick about it, then you could call them a defunct crust punk/power violence/grind band from Germany. That works, but I'm not gonna be dick about it today...It's fucking hardcore...Just really really fast hardcore. You could also just call it fucking good...

This album kicks ass...If you dig fast shit, then this is for you...Enjoy!

Kent Brockman-Crustcoreviolence EP:

1. Righteous Bastards
2. Zeichen Der Zeit
3. Not My Way
4. Verstand
5. Financial Wealth
6. Choice
7. A Fact You Cant Ignore
8. Smooth Talker
9. Still Not Punk Enough?
10. Four
11. Legal For Yourself
12. Not Even Better
13. Problems

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False Freedom-Molotov EP + Up Your Ass Tony EP

False Freedom is a punk band from Northern California (Sonora) that I have booked for shows on numerous occasions. The first time I met the band was at a show in Apple Valley years back and then I booked them for a house party at my place. That house party was the shit. I got insanely fucked up and their drummer Kell laid down my first ink. Unfortunately, I passed out...So I'm forever scarred with half the Battalion Of Saints logo on my upper right arm (which I refuse to finish or cover up, for memory's sake)...

My next experience with them was back in 2006, when I asked them to play a Battalion Of Saints show in Victorville at the Trilogy with Naked Aggression, Spitting On Cops, Dirtbag, and a shitload more (It was a 12+ hour show). Kell got into shit with the security guard and the guard chased him out to my truck. The guard threw a fucking boulder through my widow and kicked a dent into my truck when Kell jumped in. It was over some bullshit though and all Kell owes me is a tattoo the next time I see him...Just kidding...I still correspond with Bert, their bassist on occasion...But I have no idea as to the activity of the band.

The albums here, which I have no art for, were released on Stungun Records. Fuck, I'm not even sure the names of the albums...All I know, is that it's punk rock at it's finest...Raw, shitty and loud. Enjoy!

False Freedom-Molotov EP:

1. Molotov
2. Mr. Bones
3. Police 'B' Gone

False Freedom-Up Your Ass Tony EP:

1. Mr. Bones
2. The Fuzz/Dead Cities (Exploited Cover)
3. F.U.C.K.

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Movie Review: Suburbia

Since I reviewed SLC Punk last night, i might as well review that other punk movie.

Suburbia kicks ass cause it sucks. It is B-movie garbage with horrible acting, but it has qualities which I love in film...Any movie where a kid gets killed gets points from me. That classic moment aside, there's nothing much else to be had here, except for some pretty cool live performances (D.I., TSOL and The Vandals) and some laughably horrendous acting.

It is really cool though that director Spheeris decided to give the roles to real kids involved in the subculture instead of actors playing punks (except for one, I believe). This gives the film a certain authenticity that is usually only reserved for certain documentaries. "Suburbia" is the only narrative film that could really be called a true punk movie...

Any way you look at it though, this is a bad and sadly broken film, although I wasn't expecting any greatness or "oh my gawd!" effect. It's just bad for all the good reasons and is certainly a film that I can go back to again and again for years to come.

On another note, Rob Rotten's pseudo-remake porn entitled "Little Runaway" is actually a better movie. And not just because of the nudity and hardcore whoopee. The acting is better. Seriously, it is. Anyways...

"Suburbia" is a good bad movie. I highly recommend it.

More music posts coming soon.

Movie Review: SLC Punk

I've seen this film once before...When I was 16. It was good then. Now, I'm 21 and I decided to relive a film that had some bearing on the development of who I am today...

Maybe I avoided this film again because of the obvious stigma this movie holds in the punk community. Most view it as a piece of shit. Maybe it is, but only if you really want to call it a "punk" movie. It's basically an 80s teen comedy set in punk land. There's nothing wrong with 80s teen comedy's (John Hughes was the shit...RIP), but the movie should not be taken as a guideline for impressionable youths trying to defy social norms by dressing trendy with all the sheep. It works as what I said it works as. Anything else however, it fails miserably...

It's basically a 90 minute long introduction. The film is basically "Hey, I'm a punk and I believe in anarchy" and "Now that you know that, here's my friends, who are mostly punks and believe in anarchy as well"...And the film even calls anarchy a "system of government", when it's clearly just "no government", followed by personal opinion whether you talk to a crusty or a chaos punk about it...The film fails in that there really isn't a plot type plot. It just presents things as they are in Salt Lake City and babbles on for fucking ever...And if there is a plot, it's hidden good as fuck, because you're distracted every other minute by some stupid flashback (some of which are funny) or a pointless rant by Shaggy. It fucking blows. It kinda works like a pilot episode, in that they set up and introduce for the whole run time...What's sad is that this also wouldn't work as a pilot, cause they kill off the only character that's likable (Heroin Bob).

It ends on too much of a downer. Someone always dies in these punk movies. It's like the kid in Suburbia, except that part was funny. This movie loses it's humor and get's all up it's ass in the third act. Fuck that. Make me laugh for fuck's sake. It's a fucking comedy. But still, my biggest gripe is that they don't kill off Shaggy...

Fuckin' Shaggy lives, but the lovable Travis Bickle look alike doesn't? What the fucking fuck!

And then there's the ending, after Bob dies...

The motherfucker becomes a lawyer? Shaggy is gonna fuckin' decide shit in court? Maybe the message is "grow the fuck up and get a job"...And I kinda like that message now that I think about it. This movie says more against punk than it does for it. So, the next time some 16 year old kid at Hot Topic buys it, I hope he or she gets the fucking message. Stop fucking dressing like a clown and get a god damned job you fucking waste of life. I hope you get aids and die. Thank Joe Pesci for this movie.

The movie would of been good if Heroin Bob were the lead character. Matthew Lillard is unlikeable in every movie I've seen him in. You feel no compassion for his character whatsoever. You feel bad for Bob and that's about it. Fuck this film.

Emergency Hour-The Children's Hour

I really hate the majority of what comes through my email. Some of the shit is so god awful bad that it makes Limp Bizkit sound like a viable listening option. Thankfully, these guys are only half bad. These guys are called Emergency Hour and hail from Albuquerque, New Mexico. They have been making tune-age since they were in 8th grade and have been around for a few years now. There are elements of both punk rock and early hardcore to be found here...

In all honesty, they remind me of all those obscure musically talented hardcore punk bands from Bumfuck nowhere that only released one or two EPs or LPs (that can be found on some of those other blogs) and then abruptly drifted off into the abyss. There is something to be said about all of those hardcore gems that circulate the internet...And that is that most of them suck, but some are still great. I find this to be somewhere in the upper middle to higher end, you know...Half bad, but still kinda fucking really good...The vocals kind of turned me off a bit at first, but they grew on me, kinda like a tumor or Bob Saget does. Hell, I can find fault with everything though, except for maybe food, cause I'm fat. So, I am recommending it. It's punk rock, in all it's shit-tasticly good glory. I like it...So, enjoy!

To the band: If you're ever in California, I'll book you guys a show with my band.

Emergency Ahead-The Children's Hour:

1. Digital Age
2. Testing
3. Bomb In The School
4. Over There
5. Self Destruct
6. Run Away
7. Eat The Fetus
9. Insignificant
10. No Mind
11. Puking Up The Pieces
12. Emergency Ahead

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Doggy Style-Side By Side

For those who don't know the history (This link is pretty useful), Doggy Style is Daddy X from the Kottonmouth Kings' first band. Putting that entirely aside, they fucking kicked ass. This is what you'd call O.C. skate punk that knows how to have a good time...Very fun and energetic, but not really pissed off. Enjoy!

Doggy Style-Side By Side:

1. Be Strong
2. Side By Side
3. Still Hope
4. Nympho
5. Straight
6. Bite The Bone
7. Donut Shop Rock
8. Enough
9. Ladies From Neptune
10. Rookie Cop
11. Denial
12. Skate Party
13. Do It Doggy Style

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Just Buzzed-Demo

Just Buzzed is my friend Taylor's new band. They play fast paced hardcore punk are actually quite good at playing their instruments...I saw them last night at the Karma in Victorville. In all honesty, the recordings here suck and are not a proper representation of the band, but at least will get you by until they release a real record, which I will post here for free, thus fucking them out any profit. Yes, I would do that to my friends. I am a bastard. Now, download these motherfuckers and enjoy!

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Lard-Pure Chewing Satisfaction

Lard is basically Jello Biafra (Dead Kennedys) and Al Jourgensen (Ministry), with various other members of Ministry, playing a hybrid of Industrial, Hardcore and Metal. If you're in the mood for something different, check this out. Enjoy!

Lard-Pure Chewing Satisfaction:

1. War Pimp Renaissance
2. I Wanna Be A Drug Sniffing Dog
3. Moths
4. Generation Execute
5. Faith, Hope And Treachery
6. Peeling Back The Foreskin Of Liberty
7. Mangoat
8. Sidewinder

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Bad Religion-How Could Hell Be Any Worse?

Bad Religion's remastered version of "How Could Hell Be Any Worse?" is basically a remastered version of "80-85"...This is basically everything released during that period except for their progressive rock piece of shit, "Into The Unknown" (which has been purposely out of print since it's release). It includes "How Could Hell Be Any Worse?", the "Bad Religion" EP, the "Back To The Known" EP and Bad Religion's three tracks from the "Public Service" compilation released on Smoke 7 Records in 1981 (Re-issued in 2003 on Puke & Vomit Records).

It's worth noting that the band doesn't really sound like Bad Religion until the "Back To The Known" EP (Tracks 21-25), where Graffin adopts his signature vocal sound...You can't hear any hints of "Suffer" or "No Control" really on anything except for that. The rest is your standard, yelled-vocal, fast as fuck hardcore punk with very little melodic sensibility when lined up to their later material. Sure, there is some pop-sensibility...Certainly more so than other bands of the time...One other thing that could be said though, is that the songs don't all sound alike. I mean, for hardcore punk that is...They hadn't yet fallen into the whole "Bad Religion" trap where everything sounds the fucking same...Either way, they were and still are, a great band. This is a great record. Enjoy!

Bad Religion-How Could Hell Be Any Worse?:

1. We're Only Gonna Die For Our Arrogance
2. Latch Key Kids
3. Part 3
4. Faith In God
5. Fuck Armageddon...This Is Hell
6. Pitty
7. In The Night
8. Damned To Be Free
9. White Trash (Second Generation)
10. American Dream
11. Eat Your Dog
12. Voice Of God Is Government
13. Oligarchy
14. Doing Time
15. Bad Religion
16. Politics
17. Sensory Overload
18. Slaves
19. Drastic Actions
20. World War 3
21. Yesterday
22. Frogger
23. Bad Religion
24. Along The Way
25. New Leaf
26. Bad Religion
27. Slaves
28. Drastic Actions

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Agression-Agression

To be honest, Agression's self-titled record doesn't hold nearly as much of a special place in my heart as "Don't Be Mistaken" does...That doesn't mean it's a bad record in my eyes, it's just not as good. I'm sure that there'll be some asshole who comments and says "You don't know what you're talking about" and "Your blog sucks ass"...Hell, I readily admit that my blog does in fact, suck ass, but I have my opinions and opinions are like assholes in that everyone has one. Let's say, this is more rock than punk rock, but still punk as fuck and a bit more technical...It's fucking badass, just not as classic as "Don't Be Mistaken". I just have a hard on for Nardcore and Skate punk bands, so I like. What's even worse though, is that before posting this, I hadn't heard any of this record since 2006...I liked it more then. Enjoy!

Agression-Agression:

1. Rich Kids
2. Dear John Letter
3. I'm Alive
4. Salty Leather
5. The Keeper
6. Guillotine
7. Go To War
8. Voo Doo Stew
9. Watching You
10. Never Alone
11. Foxy Lady
12. Drunk On Your Love
13. Ripped Off

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Revolution Mother-Glory Bound

I saw these guys open for Social Distortion about a year and a half back. They stole the show. Revolution Mother is Mike Vallely's second music venture, the prior being Mike V. & The Rats. Revolution Mother pretty much blows The Rats out of the water and fucks them with an icepick. Musically, they sound like what the mid-80s Black Flag should of sounded like, or maybe even a slowed down version of Zeke. Basically, it's hard driving metal-tinged punk rock that is primarily played at a not too fucking fast tempo, but still never looses any of it's energy. It's fucking good. You should download it...Enjoy!

Revolution Mother-Glory Bound:

1. Come On
2. Above The Crawl
3. Switchblades & Urethane
4. Bullet
5. Burning From The Inside
6. Do Or Die
7. The Real Deal
8. The Accuser
9. Hole In The Sky
10. Who I Am
11. Roll Tonight

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NOFX-S&M Airlines

NOFX-S&M Airlines:

1. Day To Daze
2. Five Feet Under
3. Professional Castration
4. Mean People Suck
5. Vanilla Sex
6. S&M Airlines
7. Drug Free America
8. Life O'Riley
9. You Drink You Drive You Spill
10. Scream For Change
11. Jaundiced Eye
12. Go Your Own Way

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NOFX-Liberal Animation

NOFX-Liberal Animation:

1. Shut Up Already
2. Freedumb
3. Here Comes The Neighborhood
4. A200 Club
5. Sloppy English
6. You Put Your Chocolate In My Peanut Butter
7. Mr. Jones
8. Vegetarian Mumbo Jumbo
9. Beer Bong
10. Piece
11. I Live In A Cake
12. No Problems
13. On The Rag
14. Truck Stop Blues

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Suicidal Tendencies-Prime Cuts

Suicidal Tendencies has always been one of the more musically polarizing bands. They have never truly conformed to one genre, and while they are rooted primarily in crossover thrash and hardcore, they do experiment with funk and some other shit from time to time. This doesn't really cause a major rift in their fan base, like the whole Danzig/Graves/"I like em both, but fuck Only" thing does for the Misfits, but there are the distinct camps of diehard Suicidal fans who like it all and then there's the "Hey, I like their hardcore albums, but everything else is ass" clique.

"Prime Cuts" is greatest hits of sorts, but it only includes the material made during their years on Epic, so expect it to be heavy on thrash and funk, while being light on punk. Even the songs from their first record are the re-recorded ones from "Still Cyco..." that sucks ass. Rest assured, there is something here for everyone. It's definitely worth a listen, but I seriously recommend sifting through their entire discography, as there are plenty of gems to be found...And yes, you will have to sit through some shit...Download this for a taste, then get on the other blogs or get a fucking torrent to get the rest (You could buy it?). I'm lazy and am not posting the rest out of fear of Mike Muir showing up at my house and kicking my ass. I figure they won't care too much on this one, cause this was an unauthorized release to begin with...Enjoy!

Suicidal Tendencies-Prime Cuts

1. You Can't Bring Me Down
2. Join the New Army
3. Lovely
4. Institutionalized
5. Gotta Kill Captain Stupid
6. Berserk
7. I Saw Your Mommy
8. Pledge Your Allegiance
9. Feeding the Addiction
10. I Wasn't Meant to Feel This/Asleep at the Wheel
11. Send Me Your Money
12. No Fuck'n Problem
13. Go Skate! (Possessed to Skate '97)
14. Nobody Hears
15. How Will I Laugh Tomorrow

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Yuppie Pricks-Broker's Banquet

If any reader has ever had the luxury of having XM Radio and ever listened to Channel 53 (Fungus), then you've more than likely already been introduced to The Yuppie Pricks. If you haven't, think everything hardcore punk has come to stand against made into hardcore punk songs. The band defies political correctness by pandering to the excessive nature of the right end of the political spectrum in a fiercely leftist punk world...This is a band that Patrick Bateman would surely enjoy...I am pretty much positive that it's all in good fun...Actually pretty much certain...They're on Alternative Tentacles for fuck's sake. So yeah...Enjoy!

Yuppie Pricks-Broker's Banquet:

1. Coke Party
2. Hummer In My Hummer
3. Mirror Mirror
4. Rich Bitch
5. Gonna Die Rich
6. Cherry Red
7. Day Spa
8. Boo-Fucking-Hoo
9. Black Tuesday
10. Paycheck
11. Prick For President
12. New Rolls
13. Damn It Feels Good To Be A Yuppie

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Fear

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Municipal Waste-Massive Aggressive

Is it better than Hazardous Mutation? No. Is it still a complete fucking blitz of uncompromising thrash? It's Municipal Waste. You get exactly what you'd expect...That being equal parts Slayer, D.R.I. and an inhuman amount of worship and respect for 80s era thrash and hardcore. It's fast and it made me cum in my pants by triggering that primeval auto-ejaculatory gland hidden with my asshole region called the prostate. It'll fuck you up and quite frankly, it'll leave you walking funny...Enjoy!

Municipal Waste-Massive Aggressive:

1. Masked By Delirium
2. Mech-Cannibal
3. Divine Blasphemer
4. Massive Aggressive
5. Wolves Of Chernobyl
6. Relentless Threat
7. The Wrath Of The Severed Head
8. Upside Down Church
9. Shredded Offering
10. Media Skeptic
11. Horny For Blood
12. Wrong Answer
13. Acid Sentence

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Exhumed-Garbage Daze Re-Regurgitated

Exhumed-Garbage Daze Re-Regurgitated:

1. A Reflection (The Cure)
2. All Murder, All Guts, All Fun (Samhain)
3. Pay To Die (Master)
4. The Power Remains (Amebix)
5. Uninformed (Unseen Terror)
6. No Quarter (Led Zeppelin)
7. Trapped Under Ice (Metallica)
8. Necrophilia (G.B.H.)
9. The Ghoul (Pentagram)
10. In Fear We Kill (Epidemic)
11. Twisted Face (Sadus)
12. Drop Dead (Siege)

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Anal Cunt-Picnic Of Love

I have a hard time discerning which is more offensive...Anal Cunt as Anal Cunt, or Anal Cunt songs about respecting women. "Picnic Of Love" in the antonym to pretty much everything else in Anal Cunt's discography. Although ridiculously over the top (which Anal Cunt is), these "love songs" are actual songs, not random chords and belligerent screams about how Jews in the oven at Auschwitz are gay. If you hate yourself as much as I do, then you should love this...Enjoy!

Anal Cunt-Picnic Of Love:

1. Picnic Of Love
2. I Respect Your Feelings As A Woman And A Human
3. I Wanna Grow Old With You
4. Saving Ourselves For Marriage
5. Greed Is Something That We Don't Need
6. I'm Not That Kind Of Boy
7. I Couldn't Afford To Buy You A Gift, So I Wrote You This Song
8. My Woman, My Lover, My Friend
9. Waterfall Wishes
10. In My Heart There's A Star Named After You

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Slushfund-While We're Still Ahead

A Shpadoinkle Punk Blog had this first, so try to download their link instead of mine if you can. I got this a while ago and I'm not sure where...Maybe it was from them. My brain's fucked as it is, so even attempting to remember something that trivial brings a pain akin to brain freeze or some kind of cerebral hemorrhage. So, I won't...Which brings us to today's post...Slushfund was a ska-core band that kicked ass. The majority of ska-core sucks major ass in my humble, yet honest opinion. It's nice when a band does it right. Too bad they broke up. Now bask in the glory of these 28 tracks of skank worthy joy that will make you utter a few "Oi!'s" here and there...Then it'll kill you...Because I said...Enjoy!

Slushfund-While We're Still Ahead

1. Control
2. How We Want
3. Another Chinese Song
4. Wipe The Floor
5. Both Sides
6. Just Can't Take It
7. As Seen On TV
8. What To Choose
9. From The Class
10. Decide It's Done
11. Middle Name's Macho
12. Kind Of Sort Of
13. Count On It
14. Structure Boy
15. Only Room
16. Look Mom
17. It's A Must
18. Teddy's
19. C'mon Joleen
20. Death To Glam
21. Pike
22. Humore Zero
23. Surge Arrest
24. Uncle Raymond
25. Attimes/All Your Friends To
26. Her Season (Live)
27. Stand Defined (Live)
28. Just Can't Take It (Live)

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Treephort-...And The Streets Will Run Red With The Blood Of The Nonbelievers

Treephort (from Atlanta, GA.) plays a very humorous form of punk-pop with elements of hardcore, and third wave ska that the band describes as "Nerdcore". This left me in stitches the first time I heard it and it still does to this day, where crust rules and images of a barren, dystopian future prevail in the majority of my chosen listening material. For whatever reason, the rip I am providing does cut in and out a few times throughout, but it doesn't really curtail the listening experience to the point where brains explode, like in that movie "Scanners"...It's more of a mild annoyance than anything else and it is not a known cause of cancer...At least not proven yet. Give them a chance and above everything else, enjoy!

Treephort-...And The Streets Will Run Red With The Blood Of The Nonbelievers:

1. Hey I'm Thirteen Years Old
2. Ontario
3. Soccer Mom
4. Trailer Trash
5. Hemp Necklace
6. So I Do
7. Dont Do Drugs
8. Eat Blazing Electric Death Bitch
9. Leprosy Strikes The Supermarket
10. The Streets Will Run Red With The Blood Of Nonbelievers
11. Loser
12. Pool Party
13. The Whale Song
14. I'd Rather Be Gay Than Go Out With You Again
15. Cj, Stay Out Of My Way You Country Hick
16. Why Do Fat Kids Like Metallica?
17. Thank You
18. Billy Goat
19. My Penis Is Small
20. Whats Wrong With My Puppy?
21. Natural Solution
22. Yearbook Picture
23. Plastic Manger Scene
24. Christmas Time Is Here
25. Friends Forever
26. God Bless America, Amen
27. Beats Me

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The Transplants

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