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Include a link to your shit and don't be a fag, you fucking faggot. Eat a dick. Lick on these testicles. I wanna anally inseminate Miles Ellerbeck (this will probably be here a year or two before he sees it...Love you bro). Also open yourself up to constructive criticism. I'll bluntly tell you it sucks and give the world a link to see just how bad it sucks. I am mimicking the stream of conscious asshole blogger speech now. Fuck you and eat several more dicks.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

BBQ Chickens-Fine Songs, Playing Sucks

Here is the BBQ Chickens...They hail from the land of the rising sun itself, Japan and play extremely fast hardcore/thrash that'll make your head spin. This is a cover album they did called "Fine Songs, Playings Sucks" and they picked a pretty interesting set of tunes to fuck up. And fuck them up they did...Although in that good kinda way...In true punk fashion, they don't even make it through some of the songs, and this is a fucking record. It's still great though. Come on, what band plays a Backstreet Boys song at warp speed and makes it listenable? The BBQ Chickens do! They have quite possibly done the best cover ever of Sham 69's "If The Kids Are United" on this record and it owns any other mediocre reinterpretation out there (i.e. Rancid)...All I can say more is to enjoy, because you'll get a good laugh and a good cry out of this...And you'll come out singing songs that you never thought you'd ever sing (If you can understand the lyrics at all). Enjoy!

BBQ Chickens-Fine Songs, Playing Sucks:

1. Symptom Of The Universe (Black Sabbath)
2. If The Kids Are United (Sham 69)
3. I Want It That Way (Backstreet Boys)
4. Sesame Street Theme (Sesame Street)
5. Daytripper (The Beatles)
6. Like A Virgin (Madonna)
7. One More Time (Daft Punk)
8. Getchoo (Weezer)
9. Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini (Brian Hyland)
10. Territorial Pissings (Nirvana)
11. Buffalo Soldier (Bob Marley)
12. Middle (?)
13. Bonded By Blood (Exodus)
14. Pretty Woman (Roy Orbison)
15. Evil Dick (Body Count)


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