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Monday, May 19, 2008

Roach Motel



Here is Roach Motel, Florida's most offensive band...Their sound reminds me a bit of Poison Idea, even though they are from opposite ends of the country. I like Roach Motel...Enjoy!

From their Myspace:

A Brief History of Roach Motel:

1963, Sheboygan, NJ - Bob Fetz is born.

1980, Gainesville, FL - Roach Motel play their first gig, opening up for the Bazookas at a tiny, out-of-the-way dive for about six people and a toothless bartender. A legend is born.

1984 - After an illustrious career during which the boys find a real drummer; tour with Black Flag, Minor Threat and Suicidal Tendencies; play with Dead Kennedys, CH3, the Necros and others, get lucky, release four records (including the mind-blowing punk compilation, "We Can't Help it if We're from Florida" and their debut "Roach & Roll", both of which are highly sought-after collector's items), the band finally implodes from the pressures of fame, money, and punk cred. In a haze of booze, broads, and Percodan, the members scatter across the US.

Last known whereabouts:

  • Bob Fetz - Spotted on the "F" train to Brooklyn mumbling, "I am Gilligan."
  • George Tabb - Founded the world-wide Punk Television (Ptv) media empire.
  • Jeff Hodapp - Runs a successful flamingo farm in South Florida
  • Frank Mullen - Producer of pornographic movies
  • Paul Miller - Headmaster of a conservative private school recently in the news
  • Eric Engan - Last seen on "America's Most Wanted" (reward pending)
  • Russ Avery - Leads a chain of mail-order church franchises
  • Chad Watson - Voted "most improved" at 1999 Amateur Tattooist's Convention"
Here's the downloads:



Roach Motel-Worstest Hits:

1. I Hate The Sunshine State
2. Now You're Gonna Die
3. Make Me Sick
4. Shut Up
5. Creep
6. More Beer
7. Heart Attack
8. Florida Reptile Land
9. My Dogs Into Anarchy
10. Mad Dog
11. Brooke Shields Must Die
12. Frenzy
13. Nothing To Loose
14. What If Your Mom Liked Drugs
15. Pizza Face
16. Chowburger
17. I Wanna Keep My Gun
18. Roach Motel Blues (Live)
19. Death Squad (Live)
20. American Band (Live)

Download



Roach Motel-Roach And Roll EP:

1. I Hate The Sunshine State
2. Shut Up
3. Wetback
4. Now You're Gonna Die
5. More Beer

Download

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